Still Breathing - * * *

Still Breathing

What happens when a confirmed cynic is confronted with the specter of true love? That’s the central dilemma in Still Breathing, James F. Robinson’s charmingly nice romantic comedy.

The film opens with an eccentric San Antonio street performer, Fletcher McBracken (Brendan Fraser), attempting to visualize the woman of his dreams with an amalgam of magazine photos. You see, the men of the McBracken family have a gift: they each have a vision of their true love. It happened to Fletcher’s father, and his father’s father before him. Now Fletcher is having the visions, and he is trying to capture the image so he can search the world for the woman of his dreams.

That woman, unknown to Fletcher, is in Los Angeles. Rosalyn Willoughby (Joanna Going) is a jaded high stakes con artist who bilks rich men out of their money with an elaborate art scheme. She has long since put aside notions of true love in favor of a much more cynical attitude.

When Fletcher appears in the midst of his quest, Rosalyn mistakenly confuses him for a rich mark. But soon his eccentric ways and his unflinching faith in his vision begin to erode her defenses, and she finds herself unwillingly falling in love.

Still Breathing treads a thin line. It manages to be sweet and charming without ever becoming overly saccharine and sappy. Its offbeat sensibilities take a little while to warm up to (at first, Fletcher could be mistaken for a sociopathic stalker), but given time they grow on you.

Brendan Fraser does a superb job with his sheepishly charming street performer. In his best roles, he mixes confidence with a slight bit of naïveté, as he does here. Joanna Going is appropriately headstrong with just a hint of vulnerability. The two of them go well together, which is a necessity for any romantic comedy.

If you’re in the mood for a pleasant little romantic comedy, Still Breathing hits all the right notes. Cynicism need not apply.

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Shooting Fish - * *

Shooting Fish

Stefan Schwartz directs this con-game comedy from his own script… a script has a few good idea, but which is overwhelmed by problems.

Dylan (Dan Futterman) and Jez (Stuart Townsend) are a pair of hard working con artists seeking to earn 2 million pounds for poor orphans (they’re both orphans, you see…). Dylan is the smooth talker, while Jez is the technical genius.

For one of their scams, they hire a typist, Georgie (Kate Beckinsale), to pretend to be a computer. However, each of the men fall madly in love with Georgie, who doesn’t want anything to do with illicit scams.

You see, Georgie has problems of her own. She’s secretly (at least from Dylan and Jez) engaged to marry a man she despises, yet must marry. Yet she yearns for the sense of adventure she experiences while around Jez and Dylan.

Shooting Fish has an occasional bright moment scattered here and there. Some of the cons are amusing, but most of them are a little too prolonged.

The movie seriously runs aground during its last act, when it contorts to deliver a cloyingly happy ending. Its intent may be self-parody at this point, but whatever the intentions, it rings a note shockingly out of tune with the rest of the film.

The cast is pleasant, but nothing special. Of the three leads, Kate Beckinsale is the most congenial, and has the strongest character. There’s not much more to Dylan and Jez than has been put down in this review.

Shooting Fish ends up being a nice, but unmemorable little film that had the chance to be much better.

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Dancer, Texas, Pop. 81 - * * *

Written and directed by small town native Tim McCanlies, Dancer, Texas Pop. 81 is a film that shares many of the same qualities of a small town. It’s small, unassuming, easygoing and has a certain kind of charm that will resonate well with audiences anxious for a change of pace from the hustle and bustle of big budgeted Hollywood extravaganzas.

Dancer is a very small town in West Texas, composed mostly of ranchers, oilmen and their families. Dancer’s largest senior class (5) is about to graduate, and a moment of truth is coming for four of the boys. As children, the four best friends made a solemn vow to leave Dancer for Los Angeles on the Monday following graduation. However, now that day is fast approaching, and the four young adults are now having second thoughts about leaving behind everything they have known.

The leader of the foursome, Keller (Breckin Meyer), has meticulously researched and plotted every facet of the trip…but he never counted on a mutiny. The first one to voice doubts is Terrell Lee (Peter Facinelli), whose overbearing parents (Patricia Wettig and Michael O’Neill) want him to continue the family oil business. But also experiencing second thoughts are the rancher John (Eddie Mills), who wonders about the place of a cowboy in L.A., and the oddball Squirrel (Ethan Embry), who starts thinking of his alcoholic father (Keith Szarabajka).

As the four teens deliberate their future and reflect upon their past, we are treated to a knowing glimpse at the charms and pains of small town life. The pace of the movie is as slow and relaxed as a warm summer day, but, since it fits the mood of the movie, it is not distracting in the slightest.

The four leads are engaging (though Embry overacts a bit as the most comical of the four). But the whole of the film works much better on the ensemble level…there’s not anyone who particularly stands out from the cast, but the combined whole manage to create a realistically pleasant small town atmosphere.

Though the question of whether or not the four friends will actually leave has set the town of Dancer abuzz, it’s not as much of a mystery to a knowing audience. If you’re familiar with typical movie conventions, it’s not that big of a challenge to accurately predict who will stay and who will go. At least, enjoyment of the movie is not contingent on the suspense.

Those expecting an explosion around every corner might be disappointed by Dancer, Texas Pop. 81. But, for those looking for entertainment with a change of pace, the movie delivers an enjoyable break from the razzle-dazzle of big budget fare.

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Les Miserables - * * 1/2*

Les Miserables

Modern audiences are more likely to be familiar with Les Misérables from the pop-Broadway musical rather than Victor Hugo’s original tome. Adapted several times for the cinema, this latest effort does a superb job of translating the characters, story, and heart of the novel to the screen.

Liam Neeson stars as Jean Valjean. As a young man, Valjean stole some bread to satisfy his hunger…and he was sentenced to 19 years of hard labor for his crimes. Prison hardened him, and on his release he seems doomed to a life of crime and squalor. However, an unexpected act of compassion changes his outlook on life, and he vows to become a better man.

However, he runs up against one man who doesn’t believe in reform. Inspector Javert (Geoffrey Rush) is an obsessive law abider. He has no tolerance for anyone who breaks the rules, even with benign intentions. He once served as a guard at the labor camp where Valjean served, and after Valjean breaks his parole, Javert devotes himself to bringing him to justice.

Two women also get caught up in the struggle. Fantine (Uma Thurman) is an unwed mother suffocating in an unforgiving society. Her daughter, Cosette (Mimi Newman, and later, Claire Danes), is her life, yet she cannot afford to raise her. Instead, Cosette is sent to live with a cruel foster family which extorts money from Fantine, and forces Cosette into a life little better than a slave.

Director Bille August manages to create a faithful adaptation of Victor Hugo’s novel, which, though omitting some of the political undertones, remains true to the overall story and tone of the book. Hopefully you won’t, as some clueless members of the audience did, wonder where all the songs went. The movie manages to be completely engrossing without the musical’s flourishes.

The experience is bolstered by strong performances throughout, though Neeson and Rush deservedly take center stage with their core roles. Neeson in particular deserves kudos for his portrayal of a man trying to do good, but continually haunted by his past.

The supporting cast is also extraordinary. The only actor who dims in comparison is Hans Matheson, playing the revolutionary, Marius. The film slightly loses its luster during his brief love affair, but it is transitory, and truly only distracting when contrasted with the rest of the film.

The novel Les Misérables is, by any account, an epic, both in its scope and in its length. While it would be nearly impossible to cram everything from its pages into a two hour movie, this latest attempt does an admirable job at the translation. It, too, is an epic…and one worth seeing.

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He Got Game - * * 1/2*

He Got Game

Spike Lee tackles the subject of basketball in his new movie, He Got Game. However, this isn’t your traditional basketball movie (in fact, aside from short clips, the game is only played once during the movie). Instead, the film works best as a relationship drama…detailing the estrangement between father and son.

Jake Shuttlesworth (Denzel Washington) has been imprisoned for the last six years, when the warden (Ned Beatty) offers him a deal which could grant him a pardon. It seems that Jake’s son, appropriately named Jesus (Ray Allen), has become the country’s top basketball prospect. If Jake can convince Jesus to enroll in the governor’s alma mater, Big State, the governor might find it in his heart to cut Jake’s time in prison short.

The problem is Jake and Jesus haven’t been on talking terms since Jake killed Jesus’ mother. Jesus has raised himself and his sister Mary (Zelda Harris), and wants nothing further to do with his father. Jake has one week to reconcile with his son before the NCAA deadline…and it won’t be an easy task.

With the deadline looming, everyone wants a piece of Jesus. His family, his coach, his schoolmates, and even his girlfriend all have angles, and there’s seemingly no one that Jesus can trust. It’s not a good time for a reconciliation.

The pressures of basketball have been explored several times before, but He Got Game does an adequate job at showing the temptations and dangers involved. However the more interesting story here is the family relationship between father and son.

But the film is easily sidetracked, offering up plenty of boring subplots that add little to the story. As a prime example, take Jake’s romantic involvement with Dakota (Milla Jovovich), a hooker with a heart of gold. What does this add to the movie? Another stereotypical character and an unexploited chance for Denzel’s acting skills (which could have been put to better use by furthering the story).

Denzel Washington delivers the strong performance he is known for, but the wildcard in the movie is Ray Allen. He performs better than your typical athlete-turned-actor, but (a fact which is particularly obvious when he’s paired up with someone of Denzel’s caliber) his talents truly reside on the court rather than the set. Spike Lee would have done his movie a favor if he hired an actor rather than an athlete.

The central plot of He Got Game, however, is still compelling enough to recommend the movie purely on its own merits. As a Spike Lee movie it is a little disappointing. It’s not among his best work, but neither is it down among his worst.

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Black Dog - *

Black Dog

It’s been quite a while since there was a good trucking movie, and the streak doesn’t change with Black Dog.

Jack Crews (Patrick Swayze) is an ex-con trying to make ends meet. Imprisoned several years earlier for involuntary manslaughter, he has lost his livelihood: his trucking license. Now he relies on a lowly mechanic’s job to provide for his wife (Brenda Strong) and daughter.

That is, until his boss (Graham Beckel), offers him an illegal trucking run up the east coast which will solve all his financial problems. Reluctantly, Jack agrees, and soon he’s on the road with three suspicious characters: Earl (Randy Travis), Sonny (Gabriel Casseus) and Wes (Brian Vincent).

His trucking run is far from easy. He’s dogged at every turn by a pair of federal agents (Charles S. Dutton and Stephen Tobolowsky), and a group of inept hijackers who are trying to seize his cargo. And with each mile Jack gets closer to home, the stakes grow higher and higher.

The film itself is named for a trucker’s superstition. Just when everything is going good…if you push yourself too far, a black dog will appear and take everything away from you. However, it also happens to be an unfortunately apt title to place on this dog of a movie.

For the record, there are a couple of good truck stunts in the film, but not nearly enough to make this worth watching. Most of the film is packed with “character defining” moments which serve little purpose except to make the dismal characters more annoying than they previously were.

The movie actually doesn’t sink to its lowest depths until the finale. Just when you think the movie can’t get any more contrived, it continues to surprise you.

Patrick Swayze tackles the everyman-trucker role with gusto, but this material is beneath him. Of the rest of the cast, only Gabriel Casseus creates a somewhat likable character. Dutton and Tobolowsky never fall into the easy repartee which their comic-relief roles require. The additions of Randy Travis and Meat Loaf (as Jack’s Atlanta connection, Red) seem like pure stunt casting.

There may be worse films out there, but that’s little consolation. Your time would be better spent watching The World’s Deadliest Truck Chases on television.

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Two Girls and a Guy - * 1/2*

Two Girls and a Guy is an odd and pretentious character drama that can’t quite sustain interest beyond its first thirty minutes. In fact, reading the scandal sheets about its star, Robert Downey Jr, would probably create a more lively experience.

The film opens with two women standing outside an apartment in New York City. There’s Carla (Heather Graham), who is seemingly quiet and reserved. And there’s Lou (Natasha Gregson Wagner), bounding with energy and a non-stop talker.

After a little introductory chit-chat, the two discover that for the past year they have been unknowingly sharing the same boyfriend, actor Blake Allen (Downey Jr.). Shocked and upset, the two decide to confront Blake about his roguish activities.

But confrontation doesn’t seem to be enough. In the ensuing argument/conversation that follows, the two girls try to discover the reasoning behind his behavior.

The action of Two Girls and a Guy is confined to one set, Blake’s apartment, and, aside from a few minor roles at the very beginning, is limited to the three main characters. There’s a lot of talking in the movie, and its not very good (or even revealing) conversation.

The movie might stir some interesting comparisons between Robert Downey Jr himself and the self-destructive character that he plays. But that is really the only interesting thing about his character. The movie never inspires the kind of curiosity about Blake that Carla and Lou evince.

As for Carla and Lou, they don’t quite hold their end of the show either. Natasha Gregson Wagner fares the worst. In the opening scenes, she recites her lines with the liveliness of cue cards. To be fair, she gets somewhat better in subsequent scenes, but is never fully convincing in the role. Heather Graham does a better acting job, but is stuck with the film’s least interesting (and most perplexing) character.

Director James Tolback directed Downey Jr. once before in 1987’s dull The Pick-Up Artist. The second time’s not the charm here.

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Music From Another Room - * 1/2*

Is love at first sight possible? The romantic comedy, Music From Another Room would like you to believe so. However, it doesn’t make a very convincing argument.

Danny (Jude Law) has met his true love. It happened when he was five years old…he helped to deliver a newborn named Anna Swan, and knew that one day they would marry.

Flash forward many years. Danny accidentally stumbles across the Swan family again and sets about integrating himself into their lives. The mother of the family (Brenda Blethyn) remembers him, but the rest of the family is not so sure of his intentions. Particularly when his feelings for Anna become known.

Anna (Gretchen Mol), you see, has grown up and is now engaged to be married to Eric (Jon Tenney). She has also turned out to be rather cold and remote. Why Danny spends the entire movie chasing after her is a complete mystery.

At least Anna’s family is more interesting, in a contrived sort of way. Her sister Nina (Jennifer Tilly) is blind and fearful of the world. Her brother Billy (Jeremy Piven) has some fidelity issues with his wife. And her sister Karen (Martha Plimpton) is a shameless feminist.

In the entire movie, Nina is the most interesting character, although her storyline never pans out in a believable way. Jennifer Tilly is able to endow her character with the spark of life that is absent from Anna.

Music From Another Room is painfully overwritten. The stilted dialogue that fills the film is nothing anyone would actually say. But that’s ok…hardly any of the film’s scenes are believable anyway. The film’s script is definitely its weakest link.

So that leaves us with characters we don’t care anything about, blabbering nonsense, all the while doing incredulous things. Hardly an auspicious set of ingredients for a romantic comedy.

None of the cast give terribly endearing performances. Jennifer Tilly and Jude Law are the standouts in a rather uninspiring collection.

Music From Another Room tries to be a light and whimsical romantic comedy, with a little dysfunctional family humor tossed in for topical spice. However, while not a complete disaster, it’s rarely comic and hardly romantic.

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Tarzan and the Lost City - 1/2*

Tarzan and the Lost City

Though technically a sequel to Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Tarzan and the Lost City boasts none of the same cast, and even less quality. It’s a difficult task to make a Tarzan movie on the heels of the successful George of the Jungle, one that Tarzan and the Lost City just isn’t quite up to.

The action picks up with Tarzan (Casper Van Dien) in London, about to come into his inheritance as Lord Greystoke, and preparing to wed the lovely Jane (Jane March). However, his bliss is interrupted by a mystical vision from his homeland which sends him (and Jane) packing back to Africa.

An evil poacher, Nigel Ravens (Steven Waddington), is on a quest. Certain artifacts (which he has plundered from the corpses of dead tribal chieftains…during their funerals, no less) point him to the lost city of Opar, the cradle of civilization. Tarzan is asked by an old friend, the tribal shaman Mugambi (Winston Ntshona), to prevent Ravens from reaching (and plundering) his goal.

One of the many problems that plague this movie is in this summons. Mugambi is given such godlike magical powers (from shapeshifting to even resurrection) that it is unlikely that he’d need the assistance of anyone so comparatively pathetic as Tarzan! Why doesn’t he simply wave his magical hands and make those mean ol’ poachers disappear?

Ahh…but then, this wouldn’t be a Tarzan movie. (And I suppose a Mugambi movie is a tougher sell.) But, on the other hand, Van Dien doesn’t make a particularly convincing Tarzan. True, he does have the Tarzan yell…but it sounds canned, as if someone had tape recorded a clip from the old movies. Van Dien merely places his hands by his mouth and the sound appears.

But then that’s par for the course in a film filled with shoddy special effects. It’s hard to imagine a giant snake that’s even more fake-looking than the one in Anaconda, but somehow this film succeeds. But then, it looks right at home among the hideous gorilla suits, styrofoam boulders, and Power Ranger-quality magical warriors.

Tarzan and the Lost City was a film released with little fanfare, and deserves to remain that way. Tarzan devotees would be better served by waiting at least until next year’s Tarzan, and leaving this one to the wild.

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The Big Hit - * * *

The Big Hit is a ridiculous ultraviolent action spoof. It does not take itself seriously, and neither should you. It’s not the typical action-comedy, but once you get adjusted to its unique rhythms, it becomes a hilarious satire.

Melvin Smiley (Mark Wahlberg) is a really nice guy. He just wants people to like him. The trouble is, he’s a hitman. He’s good at what he does, but his job leaves him with ulcers. To show what a nice guy he is, he’s always giving money away. Two women are taking advantage of this human ATM: Melvin’s fiancee Pam (Christina Applegate), and his girlfriend Chantel (Lela Rochon). Melvin would break up with them…but he thinks they might not like him anymore if he did that.

Another person who takes advantage of Melvin’s generosity is Cisco (Lou Diamond Phillips). Melvin and Cisco both work as hitmen for Paris (Avery Brooks), but Melvin typically does all the work (Cisco just grabs the paychecks). When Cisco comes up with a money-making scheme, he knows just the guy to help him out: Melvin.

The two of them, along with Crunch (Bokeem Woodbine) and Gump (Robin Dunne), plan to kidnap Keiko Nishi (China Chow), the daughter of billionaire Jiro Nishi (Sab Shimono). But unforeseen complications ensue which will turn the kidnappers against one another.

If this sounds the slightest bit serious to you, ignore it. The film is a complete and absolute spoof. If you go in expecting a straightforward action pic (or even an action-comedy), you’ll be tremendously disappointed.

That’s not to say that there’s not any action in the film. Director Kirk Wong delivers several fine action pieces that, although played firmly tongue-in-cheek, are very thrilling. However, they are subservient to the comedy (rather than the other way around). People expecting a Hong Kong style action-fest are heading for a letdown.

The comedy in the film doesn’t aim very high. It’s just a step-or-two away from the Airplane style of parody. But there are plenty of funny moments, mostly character based. Crunch’s self-love affair, Cisco’s stereotypical boat dream, and Marvin’s video-store battles are still bringing me chuckles.

The film does have its failings. The characters of Pam’s parents (Elliott Gould and Lainie Kazan) aren’t nearly as funny as they try to be. And there are several moments when the dialogue in the film unintentionally crosses the boundary between bad-funny and bad-bad.

But, for the most part, The Big Hit is humorous when it counts. Again, I caution that you must be in the right frame of mind when seeing this film. But if you are, you should find it hilarious.

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